when u try to tell ur friends a pun
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
shoutout to the guy at my school that told me “nobody uses a computer anymore.”
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
I have never related so much to something.
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”